NO to dip bottles. I once had a 6am flight and a guy waiting to board was spitting into a clear pop bottle. I nearly barfed on him.

I’m trying to kinja on my phone/iPad and it keeps popping me to the header of the article. Any tricks anyone has to not make me throw my technology would be greatly appreciated.

I have literally found massive caterpillars in the corners of my house that were less scary than Kylie’s eyelashes.

just looking at his face is giving me the willies...

White people should really be asking themselves why their culture is so violent.

He was also my middle school janitor.

eating a salad as a full meal is like eating whispers

Though I would like to see a picture of someone wearing it. So I can laugh and laugh.

OH SHUT THE F*CK UP, MIKE! Seriously. SHUT. THE. F*CK. UP.

I did think of this as well. But I am betting it has more to do with it being one of the biggest movies out right now. He may have been going for mass damage.

This whole thing reminds me of mean girls when Regina tells Gretchen to stop ‘trying to make fetch happen’. It’s kind of how I feel about Benghazi.

congrats, huck.

Cops say he has “minor criminal offenses” on his record

I almost beat a woman with my camera in Yellowstone once. She kept inching closer and closer to a bison and I told her she needed to back up. She responded, “Oh, they must be so used to people by now.” When I told her that, no, they aren’t, that they are quite dangerous and can charge at up to 35 mph, she looked…

I hope that person got eaten whole by that tiger and I don't feel bad about it.

I kept scrolling and it wouldn’t stop. Thought maybe I was dead and in purgatory.

Funny thing, I’m in approximately the same boat as Frau von Hatchet, and found her post on-point and amusing. Where is all the hatred of men you claim to see? She’s laughing because dude is finding out what it’s like to be sidelined because of ageing, just like all women do. That’s not the same as hating men, and…

I wonder how many not-unattractive 47 year old women Tony “notices.”

while i am far from believing that every rom-com is good (and i know because i’ve seen Because I Said So...twice), i do think that at least some of the reason we all think “rom-coms suck” is because they are traditionally considered “chick flicks”?

Maybe we as a society should stop upholding marriage as the absolute thing you must do or you are worthless slime. People would probably not marry out of desperation to be coupled with someone, ANYONE, if that were the case.