BITCHES ALWAYS BE TRYNA CHAT, AMIRITE

i avoid flygirl posts because they make me feel bad about my life as i sit alone in my apartment with no money eating a lukewarm turkey burger.

Mike Huckabee’s Platform:

“Calling them a racist is sort of a way to end a legitimate and thoughtful discussion and that’s unfortunate.”

This is the face my little sister made when she pooped her diaper as a child.

speaking of awful ideas

Well, I had a weird childhood and avoid my parents for the most part. I make the obligatory holiday trips only. However, yesterday was my dad’s 75th birthday, and that was decided by other people to be obligatory. So, I traveled 3 hours (the perfect buffer zone, BTW) and my grandpa was there. This is awesome because I…

It’s almost like women are humans who generally know what’s best for them and their lives.

No, you don’t get it, apparently. There’s a substantial difference between objectifying sexy aspects of entertainment performances designed largely to be sexy objectifiable eye candy, and declaring that your entire viewership needs to consult stupid reductive sexist stereotypes in order to know what movie to watch.

Don’t want to follow employment laws? Then get out of the health care and education and adoption fields, stick to operating your religious institutions, and employ no one who isn’t actively involved in your ministry. We don’t need you. Really, we don’t. Frankly, most of us would be better off if you weren’t around to…

oh ffs just because you decided to sell your vagina to Jesus doesn’t mean the rest of us did.

‘Believing that every human person has God-given worth’

Sweet Monkey Jesus.

“in my mind” I didn’t rape anybody is a real Cosby-level excuse

Cherkis points out, too, that Fowley always denied sexually abusing The Runaways, quoted in a 2013 band biography as saying, “They can talk about it until the cows come home but, in my mind, I didn’t make love to anybody in the Runaways nor did they make love to me.” And that may be right, in that “love” is no one’s…

ahahahahaha ben affleck got a tramp stamp hahahaha

A male? Self-identified Republican? I don’t think that word means what he thinks it does. It’s the END TIMES!

Stop insulting tools, tools are useful.

Thank you, Kelly, for your service to this website.

Cookies are joy. I’m trying to figure out why y’all keep murdering joy before it gets a chance to grow up.