vampiredragons
vampiredragons
vampiredragons

Yes, but benign dumb. This is malignant dumb. Plenty of benign dumb to go around, no need to reward malignancies.

There's a lot going on here, but I think the most interesting part is that these guys seem to think that a person's value is solely determined be how physically strong you are. Very convenient belief for a big strong guy, but they'll probably find that it's a less appealing philosophy when they get older and are just f

There is an entire bag of things somewhere for Amy's idiot critic to do something with...

. . . does Anna just stay absolutely still until someone molds her into a different position?

i think North learned from her parents how to get all of the attention

the blind audition for orchestras is my favorite example when people insist its "free choice and merit" which lead to fewer women in male dominated fields

I want a sit-down with Oprah. I feel like it would do me some good to have her shake her head slowly re: my life choices

I don't understand how it's not a sexual violation to perform a sex act in front of people without their consent.

When you have to hijack someone else's tragedy to serve your agenda, you've failed.

What an appalling piece of shit.

Nothing says "fundamental respect for life" quite like a mean-spirited, half-assed pun aimed at someone grieving over the loss of her husband.

Being a woman is garbage! First we are riddled with anxiety about not getting our periods, then we get our periods which are gross and uncomfortable and put us in bad moods and lead to all sorts of embarrassing mishaps, and then we get hot flashes for the next decade or so until our vision and hearing and memory start

Agree. I realized last night that almost all of my recent least favorite sketches/moments involve Kristen Wiig and Fred Armisen as main players in a sketch together. The Californians always feels interminable, and I've never taken to them as the 2 dumb singers or the make out family. I like Wiig in other things, and

MONDAY BCO WOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

I truly feel for people who have real food allergies. I'm sure their lives are 100x harder becasue of having to deal with all the crazies and their made up food issues like "whole nut allergies" and phantom "gluten sensitivity" that make it harder for them to be taken seriously.

He sounded like a lot less of an asshole when he was asking for guacamole and prosciutto than he does here. Why wouldn't he want guacamole backstage? What kind of dickweed doesn't eat guacamole?

She and I are very different people.

I appreciate Kanye's concern but I'm not sure brown tights and cut-off sweatshirts are the best fix. I guess we'll see how it goes!

My dad had a subscription to Sports Illustrated when I was a kid, and I distinctly remember the swimsuit issue as the only time I ever saw a woman within its pages. I don't have a problem with nudity generally, but if I had a little girl who loved sports I'd hate to have to explain to her why the only women

I think this cover will harm them by making it normal for women to appear in an exclusively sexual manner in the pages of a sports magazine which otherwise celebrates strength, perseverance, hard work and achievement. But those values are for the boys, the message is. The girls need to be thin, have big boobs, and