This dude only got 9 years as punishment for trying to kill someone and he gets pics of her children? Oh hell no. Hell. No. This is terrifying. Is he going to get visitation after his release too? I think your parental rights kind of end at throat slitting.

Blow job week?

UGH the blowjob week idea is beyond annoying to me. Like, let me get this straight—you recognize that my body is doing some funky gross shit that is terribly unpleasant, yet you think that I'm in the mood to selflessly stick your dick in my mouth all week with no expectation of any sort of mutuality? NOOOOOPE.

Listen. My period is fine it's a natural process of my body. But you know it's blood and lining from my uterine wall. And no one is a monster for not wanting to see that up on screen, in a sexy context. Just like I'm not a monster for not wanting to see a girl blow some dude while he's on the toilet taking a shit. No.…

I like to have sex during my period. I've discarded a couple of sex partners who thought of my period as "blowjob week." I don't want to see more period sex in movies. The point of this movie, whether it succeeded at it or not, is to be sexy to a fairly broad audience. Some people find period sex sexy. Some people…

It sounds to me like Banks is having a feud with herself.

I am SO looking forward to Kara Brown addressing this in Shade Court this week!

I'm a guy, and my improv teacher gave me a free ticket. I'll take the props though.

Goddamn it! Prince only has so many surprise concerts left in him, and I'm missing EVERY SINGLE ONE!!

I can't believe she was able to top my night of going to an improv comedy show alone, but she did it. Well done, Beyoncé

I'm pretty sure Beyonce's random Tuesday is more exciting than anything we ever do.

And you posted because?

Calling another woman "old" is just the worst. 1) Everybody ages. It's not actually a totally lame thing to do, given it's INEVITABLE and it happens, holy shit, EVERY YEAR no matter what we do, 2) Erkyka Badhu is what, in her early forties? Sooooo old. Basically a freaking mummy. There's NOTHING about being 40…

Yeah, she clearly isn't interested in the conversation. And is just like, yeah, ok, it's not my thing, but carry on.

i just spit my coffee HA HA HA HA

She's wearing his designs actually, and seems to feel verrrry uncomfortable in them.

I think Badu's first tweet about having tried wasn't shade, but her response to Bank's retweet definitely was!

I also recommended this for Sade Court. @Kara Brown, can you use this as a prime example of how well Badu can shade and Banks just flaps around in response? Because Bank's flurry of subsequent Tweets is just funny/sad.

Dereliqke

i wanna translate it into french using free translation software and then tattoo it on my body