I was really hoping one of the sub-tags would be "It puts the lotion on its skin", but, alas...

yay!

My expectations may have been a little high, too. Ten bucks isn't exactly going to get me a box of rainbows and unicorns every month..

aaw, where'd the tattoo pic go?

I love the idea of subscription boxes and really appreciate honest reviews about their contents.

starred for the Dude. and white Russians.

I have a couple products like that. Eventually they'll just get so old in the cabinet that I won't feel bad about throwing them away.

I'm not sure which is worse- that song or her eyeliner.

I have rosacea and it sucks. When I was diagnosed I think the derm spent, maybe, 5 minutes actually examining me/talking to me about it. Then he explained how his shill (I forget her actual job title) was going to give me a consultation re: skin care, etc. Except it was really just a sales pitch for the pricey,…

so jealous!

this doll is going to haunt my nightmares now, thank you very much.

when one of my cousins got married, about 10-ish years ago, instead of a flower girl his fiancé had a 'child bride' as part of the wedding party. (apparently it's a thing in her family/church/what the fuck ever). It definitely gave the me the squicky feels, as does this super creepy version of glamour shots for…

wash-n-go hair FTW!

suddenly, it's raining on my face...

huh, that's weird. Normally these conservative blowhard types are more likely to support a hetero female candidate over a lesbi... Oh. Never mind.

oh, sweetie... no.

wow.

is she trying to... duckface? in her mug shot?

Has wizarding photographic technology slipped into our muggle world? Heads are going to roll at the Ministry of Magic over this!

I used to take my 3DS to work, too! When I had a job, that is. But then I started going back to school to change careers... and now it goes to class with me!