Oh, yeah, my mind is lost. It's gone.

These are wrong.

Are we being gaslit by this dress? How is it possible for an inanimate object to gaslight us?

...because the school district's medical staff remotely diagnosed her uterus with panic attacks?

In my experience, this is the facial hair of assholes.

I just love their matter-of-fact practicality about the whole thing. So. Great. Keep at it girls!

and it's not just that Jezebel isn't covering this story, clearly it's not being covered anywhere else in the 'Gawker-verse', either, or the author of the post wouldn't have linked to two (2) buzzfeed posts...

oh, this is so sad. That yearbook photo is all kinds of awesome. The world is worse without people like Draven in it.

Thank you for linking to a summary of the lawsuit with option to read the filing. The summary was more than sufficient for me to know I had met my Bill O'Reilly quotient for the day. My tolerance for knowledge about him or, especially, his dick, will never be high enough for me to read the actual lawsuit. Nope.…

Wait, what? Sexual predator? (Dude's the douchiest douche that ever douched so it's not surprising, but somehow I missed this story.)

I just laugh and laugh at some of the products that get labeled 'sulfate free' (like, conditioner) or 'gluten free' (plain, uncooked rice). Companies are clearly pandering to the shrillest common denominator and then hoping to surf the wave of trendsters that are bound to follow.

I'm sure it's a great story but I just can't with this guy. The dude is psychopathically cheerful. It creeps me. One day he's just going to snap and there will be carnage...

People keep track of stuff like this? I can barely remember what I did last month, let alone how many weddings I've attended in the past twenty years.

I mean, I sincerely wish the child well, but having Kim, Kanye and Kris in her life? It just doesn't fill me with optimism that she will somehow manage to become a stable, well-adjusted, well-rounded person, y'know?

She's totally cute.

I hope she addresses it, too! The more I think about it, the shadier it looks, to me.

oops! but, yeah- anyone going out alone on Valentine's Day gets props.

You went out alone, on Valentine's Day?

Maybe it wasn't shade per se, but that's absolutely the type of thing I would say to someone that I thought was totally wrong/full of shit/whatever and not worth my time to argue with in order to get them to shut up and go away. I don't follow Badu, so maybe she was being sincere but it did not come across that way…

what the actual fuck?