To be honest its just the way THEY do Switch versions, which is usually least possible effort

Despite the shenanigans, a middle-aged woman has become accepted and celebrated in a medium that tends to be indifferent, if not downright hostile to those that are not young and beautiful. Yes, I see that as a positive thing.

Eh, I can’t read anything undocked because the text is small as shit. Eh...

If you have a household income of a quarter of a million American dollars every year, you can afford shit. Fuck off.

Bethesda also teased private servers coming to the game “sooner than you think.” What does that mean? I have no idea. I didn’t expect them anytime soon, so that really doesn’t mean anything to me. But who knows, maybe next month private servers will be supported in Fallout 76? But probably not.

WHERE MY MUPPETS AT

Explaining that he’s barefoot because of “asylums” to flippantly explain that they’re visually referencing stereotypes associated with people being on suicide watch under hospitalization was an extremely bad choice.

DuckTales and Goof Troop are a nice start but not enough for me to subscribe. Call me when they add Darkwing Duck, TaleSpin and Gargoyles.

Yeah, I think “standardized” is a good word for it... or “conventional”. They’re going from left to right, line by line now, as one would expect of a Western comic, rather than erratically changing order without any apparent indication of the intended order.

“Purple and orange? When have those ever gone well together?”

The return on investment isn’t worth taking up space in your home. A GBA AGS-101 is expensive relative to what it is, but isn’t really expensive with a capital E. 

Ubisoft in one hand: Give us music to put into our game!

This effects way more than the willing participants though. It devalues creative professionals who would have been paid if Ubisoft was doing this properly.

Mods are modifications to intellectual property which the mod creators do not own.

The problem is that there’s no guarantee they’ll choose your song. It’s in the name, Spec[ulative] Work - companies hold “contests” where they basically get thousands of hopeful young artists to spend their own time and money making content, on the off-chance that they get chosen. The company gets thousands of “free…

I bet it was Busch Gardens - Tampa. I couldn’t tell you what ride.

Finally leveled up Kassandra in AC: Odyssey. So I’m finally going to get through new game plus and finally get to the Atlantis DLC. Because only boss Kassandra will do to finish this game properly.

I appreciate that, but please do know that none of this would be possible without all of my talented, hard-working colleagues here at Kotaku. We are a team in so many ways, and none of these stories are single-person efforts, ever.

Another fantastic read. I have the utmost respect for you, Jason, you’re going to be remembered for being at the tip of the spear of the unionization of this garbage ass industry.

These are the same people who oppposed the trademark of a Michigan restaurant for using the name Kardashian even though it was the owner’s name too.