Dammit! At least with the Tide pods they were eliminating themselves. Now these idiots have found a way to take some of us with them! I say they should all get felonies for this shit.

I bet it was Busch Gardens - Tampa. I couldn’t tell you what ride.

HIM: We should use force against unarmed civilians.

“Quite frankly these illegals are invaders who should be met with any force necessary when they try to storm the borders of a sovereign country. Pity the country doesn’t have the stomach for it.”

Finally leveled up Kassandra in AC: Odyssey. So I’m finally going to get through new game plus and finally get to the Atlantis DLC. Because only boss Kassandra will do to finish this game properly.

I appreciate that, but please do know that none of this would be possible without all of my talented, hard-working colleagues here at Kotaku. We are a team in so many ways, and none of these stories are single-person efforts, ever.

Another fantastic read. I have the utmost respect for you, Jason, you’re going to be remembered for being at the tip of the spear of the unionization of this garbage ass industry.

These are the same people who oppposed the trademark of a Michigan restaurant for using the name Kardashian even though it was the owner’s name too.

Yes, EA is indeed responsible for a lot. 

In that original shitty commenter’s post saying that each should only take five minutes, giving them the absolute benefit of the doubt would translate that to “I’m sure that Game Freak, a skilled and experienced developer, has the pipeline developed that could take a lower poly 3ds model meant only for a tiny screen…

Petty Twitter is the best Twitter. 

This is like saying the Beatles are the most overrated band.  It doesn’t actually matter if you’re right or not, because you’re only saying it to pick a boring, tired fight anyway.  

I know what a hitbox is. My point was that hit box controllers are called hit boxes because the first company to get big with them is named Hit Box, even if they aren’t actually made by Hit Box. Kinda like how Kleenex has become a catch-all term for tissues.

No more than you needed to watch the original Yokai Watch show, film, or manga to understand the first 3 games. YW games always do a good job of recapping important events.

The quote you’re referencing still makes the point that not being able to have a kid makes being a murderer easier. That having a child is the “one thing that might matter more than a mission.” A woman is somehow (to whatever degree you wanna argue) “less than” because she can’t have a kid (which also, apparently, is…

Just for context, can you name an industry that has been bankrupted by unions?

Fun fact: the AP style book specifically allows the use of “:(“ only when referring to the departure of a beloved president of Nintendo of America.

Kids deserve good movies too.

Yeah, the changes they are making are insane. Not only the reduction of summon costs (which is awesome) but they are also taking Wyrmprints out of the summon pool permanently, refunding elderwater for dupe heroes you pulled previously, and opening a wyrmprint shop so you can buy the ones you want with the elderwater…

I get this comment so frequently on articles about the Sims and it really makes me fucking crazy. I have a very full life—I have a lot of non-games hobbies, I have a very fulfilling relationship, and I have a job I love. I spend a lot of time with many friends who enrich my life. I have a full life that also happens…