This event is really just a repetition of a basic lesson in how some people (I refuse to say humanity at large; it always seems like there are more assholes than decent people because assholes tend to be loud and proud in their assholery, rendering their relative volume a hell of a lot louder than their actual numbers…

Settle down now. If a game gives you the option of playing solo then it’s perfectly fine to evaluate that aspect. A lot of people were probably wondering how it is for one.

Yeah, it offers loads of options post creation. You’re really locked into body type and hair color.

Seems like they (hurdy gurdies) originated roundabout the 11th century, so sure?

From what I remember in the beta, the Pirate Generator is picking your gender, body shape, and hair color. But the vanity things like beard or hair style can all be picked from one of the treasure chests on your ship —- like Mr Dressup, except the trunk is full of human scalps!

That’s it? There seems to be as much variety with the women as the men... which is tons of variety from what I’ve seen.

Obviously we need to start arming the 13-year-old girls.

Switch cartridges are quaint little rectangles of foul-tasting plastic, but they’re not all that practical. They’re easy to lose (I’ve misplaced two since the console launched), offset only a small portion of a downloaded game’s storage space requirements and, as Tim Rogers pointed out, there’s just no joy in those…

Someone got after me on the previous “boobie streamers” thread about how “immoral” it was to go after lonely guys by displaying cleavage on a stream.

Two things:

1.) This person was arguing that it was only “logical” that the behavior was immoral.

I know everyone’s sick of me saying this, but I’m trying to frame here:…

oh he fucking would, wouldn’t he

I don’t get this obsession with NEW games. This derision for old games is frustrating, because there are so many great things that people never got to play, especially because the nature of the medium makes experiencing older works extremely difficult or unpleasant. There’s a reason there’s a thirst for ports and…

I actually really dug the in depth look at mario tennis. Meter management like a fighting game with lots of modes? I’m in!

This is cool to me. I’d like to see someone (or this person) do one on in-game currency. A little bit outside the narrative of each universe, but I think it would be fun too.

Step 1: Figure out how optimized everybody elses character is going to be. Don’t be that guy that brings a flavorful but useless character that the DM has to babysit. Also don’t be that guy that brings a completely optimized murderblender to game where everybody is playing flavorful but useless characters. Good DM’s…

Step 2: Realize that Step 1 doesn’t apply in 5e and roll a bard because they kick ass now. My bard is the MVP of the night more often than anyone else in the group.

America will import and appropriate everything about a country and culture except its people.

I think that’s a fox on the left.

white people listen to ads like this

It might be a generational thing. I’d ask around. I’m Asian American and there’s definitely some minor conflict between American-born kids and newer immigrants (FOBs), plus sometimes it feels like people in America treat you like a foreigner no matter what, but if you go back to Korea, you’re treated just as oddly…

I want to give credit to Nintendo for recognizing that Bayonetta 2's poor sales had more to do with their console not the game and commissioning a third unlike Sega who didn’t want to pony up after the respectable but apparently not enough sales of the original.