I don't feel bad for her. She's going to a low-security white collar prison. If anything, I think it will do her good. Maybe (MAYBE) she will come out of this as a better person and learn a little humility.

*takes bow*

GOD HE WAS SO FUCKING HOT IN THIS HELP

It would be funny if Trump's production crew really didn't like him that much

"So for me to pick up the phone, having not talked to you for five years, except for when we run into each other for a Cosby event— I feel that's not my place to do."

Well, if they'd been there to "take charge" he might have stopped but if you read the article you would know that he fought the uncle off of his girlfriend, the uncle fled the house and then he called the police. So he did let them "take charge" when they were there and the uncle came back to the house.

First off, none of us were there, but it's pretty safe to say that if he had that immediate reaction to the situation he knew the circumstances were that his uncle was taking advantage of his girlfriend who was probably intoxicated being that it was on New Year's.

"I don't want to believe her because I hope she wasn't raped" is a bullshit bitch-slap to victims disguised as sympathy. Fuck off with that nonsense.

I can haz too?

I'll remind you of that when you walk in on someone you love being raped.

Unless it was necessary

-sips Lipton-

Mine too! Before I saw the headline I thought it was going to be an article about The Walking Dead!

dont shame the brickhanded

Nephew was not charged with anything. +1 for the police this time around.

Shouldn't have stopped until he was a corpse.

Wow, that's fucking disgusting. I thought my shower pooping thing was gross but compared to this it's like sesame street.

Yeah, I've had that thought.

My uterus fantasy involved taking an x-acto knife, slicing open the abdomen, yanking the uterus out and throwing it against the wall as one should any horrible evil thing.