And after all this Fox News blowhards still have the nerve to whine about how black communities don't trust the police. Well shit, I wonder why THAT is? I'm whiter than the background of this page and I don't trust the fucking police either, and they haven't declared open season on my ass. Yet. Nobody should trust the…

I immediately went to Amandla because of the Lorde connection. But, I could actually see her and Amber being friends because Amber is so sweet and nice. And Amber's on record saying she doesn't actually smoke weed and used to make Wiz smoke outside.

This is like 3 blocks from my apartment so I guess I know where I'm getting all of my meals and coffee from now until forever, or at least until Gwyneth opens up a Goop cafe next door.

I always liked her and JWoww. While they weren't exactly role models for a lot of things (not that they were trying to be), they were actually a pretty good example of a solid female friendship. They didn't stab each other in the back, they didn't fight over men, none of those bullshit stereotypes about why women…

god i hate everyone

it will be sacrificed to me. i actually don't like Charles Shaw wine :(

"Heavenly Father"

"Do poms"?

Stock tips? Kid's pictures? Facebook? Wow, let me know next time you guys get together.

People like you are the reason I didn't go to my 10 year, because who gives a rat's ass about your PhD? If you need validation from people you haven't seen in 10 years, good luck impressing anyone at the 20...

That's why I refuse to ditch my Facebook.

Yeah, this isn't so much a reunion horror story, as it is a narrowly-avoided rape.

You're not wrong. Five-year reunion for my high school was just all the popular kids who never left a 30-minute radius of our town and drank together regularly anyway. Fucking shoot me if I had step within 100 feet of that.

"except the girl from high school I had been filling full of beers and shots so that I could get some action later. We head to an after party at a bar where I black out and proceed to accidentally grab my friend's wife's boobs"

To me, it feels like it's for those that did well in high school; popular jocks, the beauty queens, who are still trying to hold on to those glory days. For those of us who couldn't wait to escape the horrors of high school, 5 years would be a little too soon. I could be very wrong and should possibly be ignored.

You cockblocked your 92 year old dad? There's a special ring in hell for you. You disgust me.

Does "worst" mean worst stories to read. These all suck. Not a surprise because only fucking losers go to reunions.

...I like kale...please don't hurt me.

"And she was on like, B- sexy tv shows."

Dying at PUMP would be a great way to go though.