Steven Tyler tweeting dad jokes is surprising only in how totally unsurprising I actually find it.

I'm about her size and build as well, AND I'm 2 months + 1 week pregnant. I look at this photo and think ffuuuuuuccck, what did I get myself into. -_-

Yeah, the 4 is the "tell" here.

That's tallism and it's very mean!

For human children, sure, but this baby will be half-Frankenstein. Your science and gods mean nothing.

So if your gym chose not to follow building codes in their construction, took all their water from a local river without treating it, and paid the staff less than minimum wage but were cheaper and told you of the risk you'd be cool with that?

The bureaucracy involved in taxi companies is the remove the risk from the user and place it where it belongs, with the company. What Uber is doing is off-loading ALL the risk to the consumer. That's how it makes money and why rides are cheaper. It's a completely unsustainable business model.

Don't forget you can also call a car service just like before any of these middle men (and that's what they are) even existed!

ITS LITERALLY NEVER NOT FUNNY

But boycotts don't work, so why bother? Right?

Someone bought a windows phone?

I never understand these people. If you don't want to photograph a gay wedding, just make something up. Why would you tell people you are homophobic? Seriously, if someone just rejects something without giving an explanation, how can you prove discrimination.

LaToya Jackson has looked the same for decades and no one born after 1950 calls anything "THE war", so I'm having a fun time guessing when and where that picture was taken. Gulf War/Panama in 1990? Kosovo in 1999 ? Last week in Syria? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

And you never have to see a "compromise movie", you can watch whatever the hell you want! I love going to the movies alone. I usually wait until a movie is in its last week or two in the theatre and go on a Tuesday to the 10 PM show. I fully admit to being a cinematic misanthrope.

I LOVE going on vacation by myself. Finding a good travel partner is hard. My best pal is a great one but our time off doesn't always synch up. I do not like schedules. I do not like planning out my day full of activities. I like to do what I want to do when I want to do it and if you don't want to do what I want to…

Same. I love doing things by myself. My favoritest birthday ever was the one when I took the day off from work in the middle of the week, took myself out for a long three course lunch, bought myself a couple of birthday gifts and a bouquet of flowers, and then went home and watched Oprah alone. Then I had dinner…

Pretty sure she was making a joke there.

True. Also loneliness doesn't just mean the absence of people to keep you company, it can also refer to there being a lack of connection between you and those that keep you company.