I actively avoid the samples at Costco especially when my kid is with me. Hardly any of it is actually healthy food. And I'm a bit of a germaphobe so food samples rank up there with buffets.

Well, it's not funny; that's half the battle.

an ex went on tour with her in the mid nineties and said she has REALLY bad skin. Like so bad that she was not attractive to him at all. Poor Gwen then got super famous and landed a hunk and it's facade for life.

That's....a weird thing to say. My son is severely autistic and he does not have feces covered fingers. He will never live on his own, but he can wash his hands with supervision. I realize you weren't trying to be offensive, but your post left me with a really icky feeling.

I'm too pale for most bronzers. They just up making me look like I've got a dirty face.

Or the alternate title....

Oh sure, you guys bitch about this, but all of you were fine with "Polygamy Night" during the Salt Lake City Olympics.

Amazing that people in a place with that much beer, cheese and pretzels can still aspire to a thigh gap.

WTF is this, also thank you I'm dying

You would be amazed how many people don't know how to properly use capitalization. A lot of people think it's a way to add emphasis.

One of my biggest red flags for dudes is if they call women "females."

I think because it is generally used as an adjective (outside of science-y speak) and referring to someone by one of their features is rude. Just like it wouldn't be polite to refer to someone as "a Black". Or why "mentally retarded person" is generally accepted (though it may not be the preferred term) but "retard"…

Kelly Ripa's doll is actually the devil.

White people getting angry at white people for what may or may not offend black people. LOL

Also i am 100% here for this mic stand, I loooove iiiit

Because giant butts and big earrings are awesome?

This isn't cancer—it's a social movement. In this case, they don't need vast sums of money to fix the problem; they just need people to realize how fucking dumb of a name it is. In this case, "raising awareness" is the only thing that's going to fix the problem. (Money will help, but only insofar as it will buy…

It's really disheartening to read all these comments from people saying things like "her body type is still totally unobtainable to 95% of women!" and "even 'normal' people don't look like that!". Why do people act like serious fitness is some kind of freakish abnormality? I am a size 0, an Olympic weight lifter, and…

Bonus points for accusing the mother of creating an unstable home life when the father is R. KELLY.

If only this demographic had better taste.