"Whaddya gonna do, sit there and look at your wife in the hospital bed for two days?"

It's f'ing April. Although, as a Mets fan, it's the only time you're still legitimately hopeful.

Uh, I think sacking up means being there for your wife and newborn child.

This is actually the most reasonable comment in this whole discussion, in the sense that because you are dumb enough to be a Mets fan, it makes perfect sense that you are likewise dumb enough to hold that opinion about a player taking paternity leave.

I'm offended, LegitCrypt. It sounds like you're making a joke at the expense of everyone who couldn't afford college and had to attend a collage instead.

It's good to know this look makes EVERYONE look horrible.

are you thinking of jack mormons?

it's all those cocktails that cost as much (or less) than a glass of wine. why would you order that glass of red when you can have a negroni for the same price?

Dammit New York. Step it up, this is just embarrassing.

The Bible is pretty violent, yo.

I never said he didnt have any choices at all.
I said there werent many choices for him to be well off. AKA Rich.
And most of the other opportunities are from getting an education. Education is not always an option. They way they talk to and about each other is part of the schtick. Have you ever watched the show? He…

You guys are dancing on her grave huh? Only woman on late night tv? The only lady with an actual opinion, warts and all after your chipper stepford wife newscaster finished the 10pm news? I'm bummed. She has a point of view, and opinions and I'm hearing things like "she's problematic" ? What? Too many digs at Aniston?…

They started dating during the first season of her show and they stopped dating 4 years ago. But of course the only way a woman can get a job on tv is by screwing a man, right?

I'm a fan of Chelsea. She's self-deprecating and makes fun of all of her staff, not just Chuy. The people on her staff make up a motley crew of folks; none of them are Hollywood elite and I think that's what makes it great. I don't see her as dehumanizing Chuy or any of her staff, I think she[the writers] actually huma…

Italian guy here, I can confirm this is funny even for me

The Dove Real Beauty campaign has been the bane of my existence for this reason.

Calling her a "meangirl" and a "wretch" makes it about her gender, silly head. :))))))))

I love Handler. So what, wanna fight about it?

Her show always makes me laugh. There have been shows where I hurt from laughing. I hope she isn't away for long. Hope she brings all the regulars from her current show.

Joan Rivers was on Howard Stern the other day and she theorized that Chelsea was leaving E! for NBC, where her boyfriend is an executive. Who knows? I agree that having a late night talk show is an achievement for a comedienne but I imagine it must be tough to work at E! where the Kardashians get all the love,…