That's a whole lotta narcissism, don't you think?

I already am, trust.

Why in the holy hell is she not calling it Lively? Her people, she should fire them.

No one is saying that. But you're ignoring the part where this won't work. Okay bye weirdo.

Well, considering the cuts to social services in TN, I will stick to my pro-choice harpie view that Republicans don't care about actual living (poor) children.

We are all just vessels.

A bag of boys undershirts at Target (I don't know kids sizes, they say 'boy 4-10,' which is silly) probably runs a bit bigger than something you'd get at Saks or whatever. Also, stretch. And the point is they are tight and work great under sweaters during the winter. Finally, I have really narrow shoulders. I am not…

Bless your heart? Well, go fuck yourself honey. I'm not talking Petit Bateau here. I'll enjoy my steak, but don't ever, ever say you don't mean to be insensitive and end with "Bless your heart." Because you are a liar.

Me. I buy little boys t-shirts and undershirts all the time.

I think they're both jerks, BUT remember the episode where he and his parents planned this big elaborate surprise party after she said repeatedly she hates surprise parties? She was upset and stepped away for a minute and was made into the bad guy. Also that mannequin thing was weird.

Ummmmmm....yeah...

Well, it's safe to assume she had to recant as a condition of the lawsuit Oberst filed.

The woman travels with her own lighting guy fer chrissakes.

That's not weird, that's just priorities.

I wish we could stop pretending that all women wrestle with the decision and that it's the most difficult of their life.

It would have been good to refer to Eric Finzi as Dr. Eric Finzi. The story, as it stands, reads like a painter started Botoxing women.

Love it. And I'm well on my way to being a kooky old lady.

Avoiding "naked" in search terms at work has always been my rule of thumb.

I'm not super into Waffle House, but if you want to make me a proper gin and tonic, that'd be real nice.