Maybe she didn't want to fly from London to Kentucky to sit around in someone's backyard and pretend to be interested in their kids.

Would bang.

Yuck yuck yuckity yuck.

Dying to know what your job is.

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?

Oh god, thanks for reminding me. Ugh.

Yeah, never hit "German" on You Porn. Never ever.

I always heard it called "pink sock." It's still fucking gross.

Pink sock.

Better pitch than Bababooey. Good job Gabby!

Smoking weed and making Nordberg jokes.

I thought you couldn't take the pill while breastfeeding?

I'm assuming the rules are based on the worst case scenario: child is on the toilet unsecured, and the plane is suddenly given the green light to take off. Child is flung about bathroom and gravely injured. Not saying there isn't a better way to handle this, but that's what I assume the thinking is here.

Picture or it didn't happen.

I don't think you guys know what literally means.

Really well done botox. That's what she uses.

From the original story, "Authorities said one of Donald Mullins' dogs ripped open the back door and jumped on the girl. Two other dogs dragged her into the back yard and began mauling her, investigators said."

She was wearing a whole lot of make-up to look like she wasn't wearing make-up.

I remember when gURL.com was more like Jezebel, but for teenagers. Bummer.

The NYTimes app on my iPhone is the best thing ever.