Why did I go to that page at ALL?

They did.

Who is the d-bag that reported this? Seriously.

I want to know more about the kid that greeted you with "Fuck you, mister." Where can I find this cool as fuck kid?

I don't care about this at all and would never eat this, but goddamn I want some guacamole now.

I don't get the point of mocking the AP here? I assume Jez would take the exclusive if offered, and have it front and center for DAYS.

It's not exactly the cutting edge of cool to like the Violent Femmes.

I was more fascinated by the tap dance he did around the whole Instagram thing.

Yeah, like was this a Tuesday night? Because if it's a Monday or Tuesday, you know shit is fucked up if you're buying blow from a stranger.

I'd still hit it.

Omg omg I'm so excited other people on Jez love Howard. F Jackie.

Not only is this disgusting, but how much coordination does it take to hack a chicken and give a handie at the same time?

That first cat gives me the creeps.

I have one of these too. I ended up "unfollowing" my dead friend because it upset me, but I think it works for other people.

That's a really smart move, if you like lawsuits.

Never stop, crazy lady who think Marc Jacobs controls her. Never stop.

Because they are still allegations, I doubt any major company would go on record saying something negative. What would you have them do, seriously?

Sorry, nope. She looks like an emo nightmare.

For some people, $500 isn't a lot of money.

From @stevehickey (if you want to say hi) -"Learned this wk, no need to write a letter to the editor anymore if you have something to say. Social media is enough, paper didn't print it"