I think it comes with age and maturity. I actually think I'm pretty these days, when I think about it.

I hope she has a LOT of help. Twins are lots of work. I have a friend who did this and she wouldn't undo it, but it was much more than she expected with two little guys. Go hold them so she can take a shower.

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I know you're just doing what you're supposed to do, but good job you!

The reality is, we're complete assholes about work here. It's a point of pride for some women to come back a month early from maternity leave.

Yeah, fawning over your wife is totally gay, right bro?

Yep. Other things that happened in the old days were your parents getting divorced when you were ten and a lifetime of daddy issues because fathers weren't encouraged to be involved. Keep the kids off the pole and out of jail. And you know, be a human fucking being.

What exactly are you saying about Guiliana Rancic?

Um, I'm referring to my initial post, which wasn't about racism, but whatever, call reading comprehension and an attempt intelligent conversation "white nonsense." I wish you well.

I've been to Missouri, and yes, it is crazy boring.

Sure. You found me out. Because comedy should never push boundaries. My original point was, and remains, that women are harder on other women than men. Especially successful ones. They are always being a woman wrong. But please, continue to call me names.

Joan can wipe the floor with all of them and deserves 100 times more respect than she receives. I don't have the same response to Handler's comedy that you do, but I appreciate your response.

I don't agree with you that she is a misogynist, but I see where you're coming from.

Marcia Cross has said "I'm paid to not eat."

More like 700k to a million.

Thank you. We are our own greatest enemy.

She said on Stern she wants to do something on demand. I bet she pops up on iTunes or Netflix.

No, greener pastures. She's too prolific to be using extensively.

Ageist much?

Starring you cause you're the first Jez commenter who admitted to listening to Stern. A bababooey to you.