Biebs, duh.

I hope this kid is able to switch schools, he'll have a bigger target on his back after all this.

Movies and television aren't as bad as music, but you have to fight to cover serious/action.

Yeah, I did this one time. She had cancer. Not lying.

Please, like I don't have a tiny version of this in my purse already. Flip flops? Ew. Roll up sparkly ballet flats for my Sride of Pride, bitches.

Took a whole three posts, geez.

If you don't put secret cameras on a girl, you're good.

Yeah, watching someone poop, pick their nose, fart in the shower? Not hot.

That kid didn't die.

Eh, I'd have done a lot worse in her shoes.

I have family there. One of them works at a "crisis pregnancy center."

Is Britney engaged to soneone again? I can't keep up!

I love her so much I would grow a dick and fuck her.

Never the first bad decision, never the last.

Ass juice.

Usually stories that start with "One night at the Double Down..." have a far more scandalous ending.

What I've learned today is that when Biebs and Selena hang out they have dance offs. This is what I imagine Britney and Justin did as well.

Simple lesson. Don't kick the cat.

If he's getting botox at his derm, it wouldn't be shocking if was messed up. Board certified surgeons ONLY.