Women can't win. Ever.

Not really holding my breath on that one.

Parading around in a tacky t-shirt taking shots at the wife? That's all her.

I saw Barbara Walters in person less than two weeks ago. No fillers, she just looked old and frail (not saying that's a negative).

I like Prosecco, but not warm and filled with your pubes.

Holistic health counselor sounds like Bachelor contestant job title.

+1. What a load.

Well this is some medically inaccurate b.s.

I'm sorry, I can't imagine the depth of betrayl you must be feeling. Stick with therapy and don't drink too much

It's still there! I can't believe my parents let me ride that thing when I was...7? 8? Jeez.

Mine was all sorts of: Baby shower at old job with people I don't know anymore type shiz. Pass.

Yes, but ScarJo doesn't look old here.

Car? Try his fucking pants. With him in them.

I've been on the one in Park City, in a shitty little plastic luge-thingy with a handle in the middle that was a brake. IT WAS AWESOME.

Nope, it's mostly treated like VO work unless it's a big title.

Especially for an audiobook. You show up, read out loud for half a day, cash a check and go home. Easy money.

"But some people just don't get off on elves and shit"

Oh man, I wish I could afford this.

Because you take a car service from the city, obviously.

It's not just Hollywood.