India, I once wanted to visit you.

I don't see how her mother giving People an exclusive about the whole thing is helpful either. AT ALL.

I need to know who the other cast members who are saying these things are.

Philly.

Your dad must be doing all right, huh?

In the recipe creation world, we call these "write through" recipes. It's more of a list to assemble, and doesn't call for actual cooking. Many, many people can't figure out what cheeses match with which proteins, or god forbid, make their own mayo. Oh, and Drew's wine is shit.

The amount of people freaking out was so much smaller than those who tuned in that they just don't care.

Complaints don't pay the bills. The numbers they saw in the ratings trumped the complaints by sheer volume.

What lesson? http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/08/13/lon…

Most people don't. They had the highest rated Olympics ever two years ago.

It worked two years ago. Kvetch all you want, but NBC had huge ratings last time, why would they change (no, I don't work there)?

Lambrusco is on the verge of a moment. I love the good stuff.

Moscato is dessert wine. You're meant to have a thimble full with a sweet after dinner, not guzzle it.

Leo snorts coke out of a woman's butthole in this? Suddenly moving this into the "see" column.

Oh man, where's Santa with the helicopter to hose the place down? Is he busy golfing or bowling?

It's gonna be soo good. He's gonna be pisssssed.

Oh Alyssa's tweet was a masterclass in insult.

She's 35? Holy shitballs. I would have guessed 45.

That baby looks like everyone at my house did when those two mouth fucked on the tv.

This, all this. You know he was needling her about working out while she was giving birth.