As someone who is never quite on a schedule, I would love this.

So weird. Yeah, I worked there even further back in time, in high school. I remember the managers saying "Oh, that's an interesting shirt" when I wore a plain non-Gap shirt. Oh well, I'm not the one managing a Gap in New Hampshire.

Did his name happen to be Riley Martin?

It's not that nuts. You sip soda and slip out if you have real work. Mostly for the junior team members who aren't making much and think beer at work is cool.

Next time get two, not frozen, light on the sour. Then an espresso. You'll be amazing until 4ish.

Hey, where's my 3 dollars?

I don't see how this is surprising, it paints a pretty precise picture of what I'd imagine A&F corporate looks like. "more "sad rave after the ecstasy has warn off, but everyone is still forcing themselves to pretend like they're having fun."

"Even my 6 year old can really only do a weekend away before she misses her parents."

You guys, he STOLE HER WHOLE LIFE.

I would watch Henry Cavill's gratuitous genitals any time.

Nailed it. I think I have a skirt in my archives somewhere (by that I mean under my bed in a plastic tub).

Yup, been there.

Pretty sure most dudes would live like this if they could get away with it. I have my female version, it includes a lot of guys who don't talk and magic croissants that you can never finish, no matter how much you eat them. And cats that don't shed.

Meaning, she'll have a versatile degree and she seems well rounded. As opposed to being a cheerleading coach with rules that aren't really helping anyone.

Do you need a hug?

I think if she goes to Purdue and does a double major in computer science and international business, per the original article, her life will turn out just fine.

I really, really need to explain the patriachry to you. In detail. With rambling anecdotes. Ooh pink wine...

Only Terry Richardson could make the Mandarin Oriental at the Time Warner center look skeezy.

I was all shruggy until your post. Now I gotta look.