It's great when someone else does the actual work, no?

Really don't see how Scientology is any crazier than other talking sky person religons.

Yuck. He's the worst. Very funny, but I can't get past the awful shit he says. So, uh...enjoy?

Oh I hate them, but I'll not send any hatred towards a baby. That's never a good look. Baby North and I are cool until she does something I don't like. Which, if she's on the Willow Smith track, should be in about 13 years.

I was a paid audience member on Ricki Lake once. They paid me extra to sass a guest at the end. BEST DAY EVER.

I admit, when I saw the pic earlier, I wanted to hate. But now, I just want to bite those cheeks and tickle that baybeh!

It's cool, there's some stuff going on up there I haven't seen either. I have questions, but I don't think they'd come off right.

Seriously, do you want ANOTHER Kardashian? No one wants that. No one.

It's cute he thought he had credibility as a designer.

For what it's worth, CNN has updated their story to steer clear of "he" references. I think in much of the reporting, it's a case of ignorance, less than dickishness. But yeah, lots of dickishness out there too.

You'd have to land in the Hudson, Captain Sully style. I don't care either way, just hate sloppy reporting.

It wasn't a plane per the article. Also where the fuck would you land a plane at Chelsea Piers?

It wasn't a plane, it was a helicopter. People do it all the time, traffic blows.

It's just tucked away, and the outer part is um, dangly-ish.

Ha. I am comfortable doing that in this context.

It's cool, I just got my underpants all bunched up about this Russia shit.

Yeah, I'm aware that it's not really a fair trade. Just commenting on his hotness/awesomeness.

Congrats gays, I'm jealous.

Yep. I lost 40lbs a few years back. Biggest impact? Financial. Better jobs, more opportunities.

I don't have a problem with this. She was/is married to another guy.