I give up. I fucking give up. I can't take this anymore. Who wants to buy a cabin with me in Vermont?

I am wondering if the replies ccing Jim Norton have had any impact on his stance here.

That's cool. I hate coffee.

Use real sugar, you're worth it.

This. Eddie Cibrian is likely a huge douche but holy hell is he hot.

It's because they know you had sex, and that's what they are thinking about.

Can some post a photo of her with another person for perspective?

"Patchy sexual history?" He sodomized a 12 year old girl. Period.

I have TRex hands. It's a toughie.

Ugh, stay at a hotel or with friends. Randos in my building DO NOT WANT.

Just dove into that thread, wow. Can't wait to tell those jet setting Europeans about our new no smiling ordinance.

Some people don't like making stuff and have money.

I hope you did something nice for your neighbor. Cake?

250 square feet with another person. Bless you.

I love Aniston, but why all beige all the time?

Makeup no. Fancy moisurizers, yes.

Sometimes, divorce can be fun. Single ladies!

I can't stop recommending all the smart comments here.

Thanks Jezebel! Every time you post a baby havin' story, the comments cement my choice to remain vagina baby free. Hats off ladies.

Paul Newman used to come into the CT shop I worked in during the early 90s. Still hot. I looked, obvi. Super nice guy. Sigh.