But what about his bowel movements?! Tell us about his Bowel movements!!

Same here. Usually when I’m reading Jalopnik’s daily Tesla non article...

German vehicle with SS moniker - what POSSIBLY could go wrong?

Okay, now there needs to be a Focus RS Bob Ross Edition.

For those of you whining about a Ferrari engine in a Toyota and how X engine would be better... Just enjoy the fact that you haven’t seen this done before. Cars would be so boring if the same thing was done over and over and over.

I love profanity. Openly, unashamedly. No regrets. I’m pretty sure they wouldn’t have let me near one, anyway.

Obviously the Church has it wrong. If we want God to answer our prayers, we need to punch people in the face.

I’ve never seen those pitside seats as being premium at IMS; you bake in the sun the entire day.

I used to enjoy nascar. Now it feels like over commercialized spec racing. This is a freaking golden age of horsepower. Require them to purchase cars from a randomly selected dealer, place them in parc femme for installation of safety equipment, and let’s see some STOCK car racing again.

Who the hell drives in Comfort mode?!

He’s back.

I had no idea Ferrari made trucks.

I thought they were for separating ball joints ?

Man you always seem to live up to your name whenever I see your comments. It’s almost as if you don’t understand the concept of “fun”. Drifting on tracks can be cool and fun to watch and participate in.

Don’t forget that it FEELS awesome too. Nothing more satisfying than executing a perfect drift.

“Dammit, I told them I wanted a beer in victory lane.”

$5 discount if I don’t make them cut off the crust and drink a Miller instead?

Can I skip the bbq and go straight to the tuna...I like the tuna here.

Just be careful that someone there doesn’t steal your beer and give it to the buster.

Pour beer over ice cream to make a beer float, have bog roll in other hand. Problem solved!