It was a 99 Toyota Yaris. He was lucky it had a windshield.

I was thinking they climbed all over and in it and their slime ate away at it.

Everything I want is too expensive and by the time I can afford it humans won't be allowed to drive anymore. Doesn't sound like life is worth living

Was that a tiny bottle of vodka in her right hand at the start ?

I hope your take away lessons here are:

Thats a dang shame! New Castle Motorsports Park in Indiana gets 30+ for each of their two classes for each of their club races. Makes for a hell of a show. I agree, the can class is a bit slower and is treated as a stepping stone. Still, its a good place to start for soemone walking off the street. The TAG class is…

TaG classes mean a push button or sometimes a key start. TaG is a single speed class, in that there really isn’t a transmission - you run a small sprocket off the crank and a larger sprocket on the axle, with a chain connecting them. There is a whole DD2 class, which uses Rotax (and I think there’s a X-30 version as…

Hopefully something something fiery crash.

What if I told you... It was all planned this way months ago?

The most interesting part of that was a LaFerrari with a tow hitch. Can we get more details on why there is a LaFerrari with a tow hitch?

“I didn’t say I wouldn’t go fishing with the man... The story ends with me puttin’ him in the wall.”

”..and it’s something you only use in very vigorous driving...”

Since it’s PA, I’m surprised he didn’t get another year on his sentence for not buying the beer on the second Tuesday of the month between 12:30-4:15pm from a licensed beer distributor in a 24 or 96 pack.

Who hasn’t been? They’re walking barfing sneezing drooling pooping petrie dishes. They’re disgusting.

Guys, come on. How many TG stories is this now in the last 24 hours, eight? Nine?

I actually enjoyed the news segment because it was nothing but witty banter between hosts.

Jalopnik’s Stig = Andy Lally!

This what my dad did with a Hot Shot in the late 1950’s.