I've never understood why people don't like the XK8. It reminds me of an updated and beefier E-Type.

Wait...what

No, don't worry, they probably just stole the Monte from a "suspected drug dealer".

That and that tax payer money was spent on a Monte Carlo.

I'm sure some stoßtruppe were just trying to do their jobs correctly, too.

Thr car was unmarked. How was the biker to know that it wasn't just some guy with police lights trying to hit him?

Yeah! Hell, why not just shoot him from the patrol car? THAT would put an end to it!

Hey, he taught me something new that day, I've never heard that word used that way. Now I use it all the time!

Damn, you have to PAY MONEY for BBC??? THAT should be a crime in itself...

Chris Harris.

Grow a sense of humor and stop getting offended on others' behalf.

Bitch about a track being open till midnight or later, have it closed.

I have no sympathy for these people. That airport has been there far longer than they have. And if anything, jets have become MUCH quieter over the past 10 years as old low-bypass powered planes like the 727, DC-9, DC-8, 707, and early MD-80 series planes have been phased out of service.

It can be excused if it was Piers Morgan

Oh man, glad that sticker is there. Thank you NASCAR Race Car sticker, I almost confused Jeff's super fast, 2-door proportioned, side exhaust equipped, gigantic rubber slick wearing race car with the Chevy SS's I see on the street all the time.

When questioned, Jolly stated that he considers himself a fuel-injected suicide machine.

That was amazing. The "Why I Read Jalopnik Every Day" pie chart is now over 60% Doug DeMuro.

Do you think you would tell them to "Keep going, keep going, keep going, keep going, keep going, keep going, keep going!"

Wait, a G8 got stolen from a used car lot? How did the sales manager get home that evening?

I thought there'd be more guys taking them by the local Pay 'n' Spray