Yeah, her fist in his ass.

NASCAR, the Penn State of auto racing.

"Liberating German citizenry from beige (uniforms)."

I don't think the Germans want to mention Chevrolet after the C7R beat the BMW and Porsche factory GTS at Daytona.

Lions: closed, Orange County: closed, LA County: closed. This is what happens.

That engine sure would be great in a rat rod.........

plus you can fuck in them

The one good thing about PA vehicle laws is that you don't always have to go through the DMV directly.

BURN BABY BURN!

6.) Use Kitty Litter To Get Traction On Ice

Not to mention, ever watch those home-fixer-upper shows? And someone buys a dump that costs a million dollars? "Where is this insanity??" you say, and it almost always CA.

10% sales tax, 9.3% income tax, earthquakes, wildfires, massive drought. I'll take 3 months of snow thank you very much.

Mount mini guns in them and gift them to Jordan and the UAE to fight ISIS. The story on these trucks would certainly be different of they went out in the blaze of glory after delivering the mail in your neighborhood. Send the spare parts, too.

Cut it down and turn it back into a pickup. Mailamino.

Remote control car bombs, disguise them as hummus and roasted lamb food trucks and chuck 'em at the ISISsies in Iraq and Syria.

But you have to have races in Rain, Sleet, and Snow.

LSX swap so I can do 10 seconds down the quarter mile while wearing those awesome USPS short shorts.

So he got a life sentence, is what you're saying.