I can never ignore ESPN 8.

Well, there are 27 of them. It’s getting tougher to miss. 

You can use data and science. I’m going to use my illusion.

If you paid attention to ESPN channels yesterday

That's defensible. That disc is mostly garbage.

Legend has it that if you say “out indefinitely with a foot injury“ 3 times in a bathroom mirror with the lights off Greg Odom will appear behind you.

I assume its more shit that gamblers wanted the NBA to disclose because THEY think it will be useful as opposed to something that actually would be useful

This is another reason the Lakers no longer needed Magic, they’re doing fine becoming the Wizards West without his AFK auras.

Damn, the recent world horrors have made me forget the Cousins thing.

I’ve got my money on him putting up great numbers as usual, and if they don’t make the postseason he’ll have a press conference where he announces he played the entire season on a broken leg or something.

The Lakers would be LUCKY if it were McGee taking minutes that would have gone to Kuzma. The end of their roster is astronomically bad.

I’m gonna save this reply purely out of spite

What’s worse is the ads are now in the article. No I do not want to hear about a cool new way to grow 2 inches, and how it's so safe even NBA players are doing it. 

I also miss the hover-over feature for other sites. I liked to give them a quick skim to see if anything struck my interest. I’m not a regular reader of, say, Jalopnik, but once or twice a week something there might catch my eye, and I was generally not disappointed if I clicked over and read something I might have…

Fucking yesssssss. Also, stop telling me my posts were saved instead of recommended. I don’t know what kind of soulless programmer was behind this iteration, but I hate it so hard.

If I can make another quick molehield, buddy...

I really thought this article was going somewhere it didn’t. Posing the question: “what’s in it for Okeke?” is a good place to start that leads me to a different belief. What’s stopping the Magic from paying the guy under the table, say, half the rookie salary, so that they save cap space, get another year out of him,…

“Mr. President, this is an impeachment inquiry.”

Milwaukee is actually a grossly underrated city. I was there for four days a year ago for the first time and it was dope. Brewers games in particular were more fun than other stadiums I’ve been to, the nightlife was very fun in a chill way, and the food was exceptional (not just sausages).

3 titles, 2 all-NBA teams, Gold medal, lock-down D, longevity. Everyone loves him (except some Memphis jabroni). There’s a chance.