I was thinking of a response for a couple minutes, but all I can really come up with is that “tragically-mismanaged” is probably underselling just how messed up the Knicks are.

Yes. And they’ve lost out on multiple free agents in that time for that reason, despite having arguably the most attractive market in the NBA for players. I guess you can argue that LeBron being the one player in the NBA with any legitimate shot of moving from basketball to a media empire a “market” thing, but that’s…

Paul George is the real Keyzer Soze.

For real. I stayed one night at an Holiday Inn Express and was ready to get back on the road at 5am, and it had nothing to do with restful sleep or free breakfast.

I like to imagine that Kawhi never said a word to Doc whole time, vaguely gestured toward the list, then Doc was forced to guess who Kawhi was probably referring to, then hope for the best.

When NBA players do it to select their teammates, it's savvy business. Yet when I pick my spouse off a list of names in a catalogue, I'm "commodifying the institution of marriage".

Binders full of guys?

The most mind-blowing part of this story is that it took a week to convince someone to find a way out of Oklahoma City. 

The conspiracy theorist in me wants to believe they are saying this to settle down the NBA’s tampering rules, but this probably just is Occam’s Razor. 

That would be the most viral video of all time. 

this is fancy-grade kinja

Based on her name I had always assumed Tessa Virtue was dating Dick Tracy.

Don’t give M. Night Shyamalan or Brazzers any ideas.

Scott changes his surname to Noir and he and Virtue become crime-solving private maple syrup detectives in Quebec.

It’s because resistance to change is coded into our country’s DNA. Our nation’s first white, theocratic, puritanical settlers were so stubborn that they abandoned western civilization to strike it out on their own in what, at the time, was virtually a swampy death trap.

Tessa’s going to act so supportive but somehow will cleverly convince Scott that she is the one for him.  He probably won’t realize it until he’s about to say “I do” at his wedding.  This will then be made into one of the most popular movies in Canadian history.

“What do you mean she’s taking a vacation and will coincidentally be staying in the same hotel???”

The fucking was IN THE ROOM THE ENTIRE TIME!

A photo can tell a thousand words but this one just says “Nuh-uh.” 

This was a great and interesting comment.