Broke her back.

Damn those Scots!

I thought being “too drunk” in Scotland meant you were dead. Learn something new everyday I guess.

Or in Rugby.

I was not aware that “being too drunk” was a thing in Scotland.

Aw man, no one ever remembers the Vikings.

With the correct amount of enabling, yes.

Success (or in Smith’s kids case: wealth and fame) early in life can do that to ones mind.

You go out there and find someone that looks like you like Coach looks at Heyward. And when you find them, you sign them to a max contract.

He basically said “I was just making a point about how ridiculous the media is” which is just what a certain kind of idiot says when they’ve been publicly embarrassed.

He reminds me of the ridiculous Will Smith kid who thinks he’s so evolved, deep and intellectual, when he’s really a deluded dumb-ass. It’s fine to think outside the box, but you don’t get to build your own box and lament that nobody else is sophisticated enough to be on your elevated wavelength. Hopefully, he grows…

Intellectual Mind is a Brooklyn-based tribute band for Sexual Chocolate.

Play hardball over giving him the max next summer, and then accuse him of being an alcoholic?

So how will Dolan fuck this up?

Sucks to be him. This intellectual mind only has intellectual eyes for one intellectual person:

From the same interview two days ago:

Dolph Lundgren is Swedish.

Kristaps is the shit. I have no snark or special insight. He’s just awesome, and I’m glad he’s in the NBA.

Yeah, everyone here prior to the colonists were living in peaceful harmony without any sort of aggression or war. The Europeans invented conflict when they came to the new world.

Use of the protest chant, “Hey hey. Ho Ho. I’m the least racist person I know!”