He has too many damn icons on his desktop!

Jesus, someone should help Dr. B escape that obviously abusive relationship. I mean it’s bad enough he has to stare up people’s asses all day.

I was going to go time-lost space captain in disguise:

Aaaaaand the coffee mug on his desk is a pill bottle.

Welcome aboard captain!

I think the biggest twists in that were it was sponsored by coke for some reason and they had the foresight to put a parachute on it.

omg that lady is abusive. The poor doctor shouldn’t have to put up with that. I feel really bad for him. She’s awful. sad.

“That’s still just, like, your opinion, man."

Anybody else think this guy came directly from central casting for a porn director role?

+1 unanticipated cauterization.

Someone’s going to die.... Whoa.. That’s high... That’s really high... Holy shit... Someone’s going to die... Oh, parachute.

Look, the important thing is that we can all rest easy now knowing those sordid pictures in old Facebook posts were all blown to bits on that rocket.

Jason Pierre-Paul gives this an enthusiastic half thumbs up.

Killing 5 hookers at SMU counts as “Strike One.”

Did they ever interview Washington R———s Owner Daniel Snyder, who allegedly fucks horses?

CJK5H can’t melt steel beams!

Thank you, Gaga Pee Pap.

Nice of Glenn Beck to make it clear right in the name that his network is either:

Aww fuck, who got Ann Coulter wet?