Tangent, but someone pointed this out on my FB feed a week or two ago and it blew my mind, so I thought I’d share.
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That’s a perfect metaphor for anything regarding our current president.
No but in kindergarten a boy falsely accused me of picking my nose and eating it. I denied it so then he called me fatty fatty two by four can’t fit through the kitchen door. Then he got caught eating his own boogers, but my nickname was the one that stuck.
Those snakes wouldn’t break ranks if one of their number was revealed to be Cthulhu. Party over country, party over everything.
nope.... but i did get sacked for damages caused whilst i was on holiday once
Still - even with everything that’s come out about him, and everything that I’m sure is yet to come out but will soon - STILL, not one goddamn Republican brave enough to just sign this.
When I was in middle school my “best” “friend” handed out everyone invitations to her birthday party while we sat on the bleachers except me. This is my greatest sadness, but it is also my greatest strength because it enabled me to connect emotionally with Snooki in season 1, episode 1 of the critically-acclaimed…
Listen, I flaunt my New York Yankees gear at every chance, and I’m a dude. We can flaunt too!! :D
Yah.. but I’m still gonna watch it when it hits Netflix.
I can’t ever hear Pat Benetar without added Ryan to the end of We Belong.
I had to skim them several times to find it, which was very annoying! Literally just use the mason jar lid as a cookie cutter. Sigh. It’s like, a clickbait recipe! They tried to reel us in with a hipster appeal!
Just had a weird realization. I used to have an uncomfortable crush on Nicholas Hoult. Firstly, knowing he was the awkward, adorable kid in About A Boy and he turned into a super hotty. When he was on Skins, I was like “Whoa, this dude is hot, but he’s like 5 years younger than me.” Now we’re all older, I’m dating…
stars Elba as “a struggling DJ and eternal bachelor
We (mainly ElMoreno) take our buttermilk breakfast foods (biscuits, pancakes) extremely (read: WAY TOO) seriously around here. The reigning biscuit recipe involves grating frozen butter and mixing the buttermilk oh-so-gently into the butter flour mixture until *just* combined. Kneading will produce a tougher biscuit,…
I want him to be the father so desperately and also for them to have been secretly married years ago but pretending to just be friends so that the paparazzi won’t hound them with rumors of breaking up for the entire length of their marriage.
That one STILL kills me, but I think it’s either Jason Sudeikis or Michael Fassbender