Fuck this. I work in an office where everyone wants to be friends, except the people who want to get work done. Because its a flat fucking organization, there isn't any accountability. Those who speak up about bullshit and having to shoulder too much of the work are simply dismissed as "gripers" and "grumps." When the…

I can explain why the Tomcat was so important: It actually worked.

You WIN!

Thank you for this refreshing bit of writing. This accurately describes my feelings on procreation at the moment as well. Here's to hoping more people can keep it in their pants just long enough to fix some of the more pressing problems facing our planet. On a not-entire-unrelated note, recent research has shown that…

"Not everyone has to jerk off to dead babies to get their taboo jollies."

Do you have any CAH cards left in your deck?

Thankfully, you seem to have turned out stronger and wiser. I grew up in the bible belt and got my fair share of verbal and physical abuse from the born again Christians. Believe me, they'll take any excuse to exercise their withered minds and grubby fingers. The only discernible difference between myself and the…

You know we're moving in the right direction when shitstains like Cumia go on Twitter to share their squealing.

"Jay Z's "side chick" (ugh)"

Oh fuck off, will you?

This story is depressing in-and-of-itself, but by far the thing that has me completely despondent was reading comments all over the Internet in reaction. It seemed that regardless of the outlet, every fourth to fifth comment was disparaging towards women. I knew there were women-hating men out in the public, but I…

I fail to understand the rage regarding Google Glass. I hope everyone is aware that there are already people accidentally including you in their home movies, instagram photos and Facebook pictures. You see, there are already these smart devices floating around on the market with one, sometimes two, integrated CMOS…

Just another small, irrelevant man from Texas. Carry on folks.

This trend isn't surprising, and furthermore, I don't think there is anything wrong with it. Video games are visual, which means designers are going to want to include visually appealing things. Why restrict our focus to the female/male body? I feel that a large part of personal affinity in design, be it cars,…