Still a better love story than Twilight

RIP Ass Volodymyr.

I’M GONNA LIVE FO..., ASS DAN: 1981 ~ 2019 (An American Poet).

Probably the most accurate statement I’ve seen in a while. 

why should she have to have her kids take a paternity test?

Well, I cannot agree with the last statement for some of us. My father was my saving grace; not all mothers are as enlightened as you, my dear chocolate.

Do those owls ever come back to visit like this guy does (this is so freaking amazing).

Because he has a fucking important job and isn’t on the internet all goddamn day like we are.

Thank you, and I hope you find Mystery Twin #2

No true woke Scotsman... That’s good

Enough with the “No True ‘Woke’ Scotsman” shit. If Buttigieg isn’t progressive enough for you, then nobody is.

I think he’s the perfect foil against Trump. Zero chance Trump doesn’t make some kind of homophobic joke about his name which will cause major issues with independents. Pete served in a current war time theater so he can take away the “nobody loves the troops like me” angle and speak to the military vote better than…

Whole Foods is very overpriced in most areas. Maybe not for NYC. I won’t put a dime in that motherfuckers pocket. I don’t care if I’m “getting a deal” with Prime (puke)...same goes for Walmart. Both companies are destroying small businesses. No thanks. Clean eating? I have Eastern Market in Detroit 4 blocks from WF.…

This is not the story, the story is “what happened to the Cat”

The way you win this election is to get back all the people who voted for Obama and then switched to Trump. It shouldn’t be that hard, I don’t think they’re dug in. Calling them dumbshits might be accurate and feel good, but it’s not how you win.

Well, LYFT always wanted to fuk UBER, so I guess they found the best way possible! “Ha Ha.  Try to get public now, losers”

Anyone who thinks Collins won’t vote for Barrett if her vote is needed to secure confirmation, please give me a call because I have a great business opportunity on a bridge in Brooklyn I’d like to discuss.

go on extended sick leave and sue to emotional damages and PTSD. WTF kind of training is that? 

It’s reinforcing that the teachers are powerless, not worth protection, and the police are dominant. I’d say the exercise was a rousing success!

A lot of cops barely made it through high school and likely got a lot of shit from teachers. This was just payback.