Say what you want about this shit heel, but his Michael Jackson cosplay is on point.

*googles “who was governor of New York on 9/11"*

“Don’t let the elitists in this country, the power brokers in this country, tell you who’s going to represent you in the United States Congress,” he told his constituents on the program.

Aww, poor real estate agents won’t be able to interject themselves into a transaction and siphon money off for themselves while offering no value add.

,his videos offer a sort of low-rent, free-to-stream take on Mr. Rogers

But naturally it won’t appear in the mirror when it’s first closed—not until the heroine opens it to get out some aspirin and then closes it again.

Add Tons of Oreo Filling
There isn’t a recipe around that can’t be improved by adding copious globs of sweet, sweet Oreo filling. In fact, don’t even bother with the chickpeas and other bullshit ingredients; they would just get in the way. Serve without utensils.

I love me some Tina Turner (thanks mom and grandma). But it’s sad that nothing in this memoir will probably surprise me(nothing in this article did). For the longest I assumed that the abuse was a lot worse than what was depicted in ‘What’s Love Got to Do with It’.

“That being said... I hate this car. Someone bought this car and never drove it. Now, it is impossible to drive it. It annoys me.”

Mr. Rogers will return to cleanse this wicked planet of all evil, Neighbor.

Polar, no two ways about it. This was their summer lineup. Excited to see what the fall brings

Polar, no two ways about it. This was their summer lineup. Excited to see what the fall brings

Dude is seriously running the risk of getting disbarred after all is said and done.

Yup. The sole reason most frats exist is to perform exactly the behavior described. Even the ‘nerd’ frats. 

I went to Cornell around the turn of the ‘00s. I knew dozens, if not hundreds, of dudes like Kavanaugh, mostly in frats. They drank hard, and they treated women like shit.

I parked our ‘87 T-Bird Turbo in ‘97 with the thought that someday my son would be interested in cars and want to fix it up an use. He’s now 25 and has never had or had any interest in so much as a driver’s license. Oh well, maybe our daughter will (she’ll be eligible for a learner’s permit soon). Otherwise I guess it’…

“Rural Thriftiness” is the first I’ve heard being poor described that way. I’ve spent years trying to overcome my rural thriftiness so I don’t get featured on Hoarders.

Im glad AVC gave this a good review, I’ve been mildly excited about it since I saw the first trailer, and the more I learned about it (Amblin, Eli Roth being encouraged to scare the crap out of kids, etc) the more I got excited to see it. Jack Black usually performs well when around better actors, and it doesn’t get…

I refuse to give any money to Eli Roth.

Exactly. All of those tickets are better than Trump/Pence.

Really getting a head start on fucking ourselves in 2020, aren’t we? Here’s the deal: Whoever the fuck the Democrats put up, that is who I’m voting for. I’ll push for a progressive ticket, absolutely, but whoever we end up with, I am voting for them, and anyone with even a quarter of a brain will do the same. The well…