There are better alternatives such as humanely pre-killed animal meat that simply has to be left in the tank with the pet, or (if the snake is stubborn) dangled in front of them. But I guess that's too icky and gross and just wayyyy too much time for the pet owner, so let's have a living creature be eaten alive.…

Well, he *is* everywhere...

You know, ferrets *are* just cat-snakes. http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/ric…

Uh, there's exactly one blond on that old Vogue cover.

Let us all not judge each other on the dudes we dated in our early 20s. (seriously, please, don't judge me on them)

"Breaking News: WineCritic got bangs on Wednesday. We assume they look fabulous but cannot confirm due to lack of image posting capabilities."

I made a thing, and I can't put it here.

Why can't the trolls spam gawker comments with puppies taking baths?

Team cat headquarters here;

What? Surely it's needed for maths class? And exams... It's not like calculators are some weird archaic device or something.

LOLZ, I can see that happening IRL. They probably thought 'Ew old man, get away from us.'

After talking about my attempted suicide on Gawker this makes me glad I was saved. Thanks.

Kelly, you don't know me but I want to thank you for posting this. It's been a depressing week, news-wise and this really does help with the doldrums. :)

Good, I say. I've felt for a long time that we, as a society, are too quick to condemn and distance ourselves from people with pedophile inclinations. They can't help the sexual wiring of their brains any more than the rest of us. How horrifying must it be to realize you have this aspect of yourself that is…

I imagine the purse is filled with cheerios.

Is it hard being so angry and spiteful all the time?

Considering the way Kanye looks all the time, I think that might just be her neutral facial expression. Which, on her, is adorable. Not so much for him.

LOOKIT THE WEE SWEATER. Ugh. Pictures like this make me really want kids. Yes I will be that awful parent that dresses my kids in wee cardigans.

Jessica, I am so proud of you for standing up for your site, your authors and your commenting community.

When will you be looking at more commenters to approve? I've been a dedicated member of the site (as have many others) but have never been approved despite many upvotes and all the like. I think if you switch back to this system, you have to start actively looking for new commenters to star or you have to REGULARLY…