Brandi Glanville's tweet reminds me of a story. I hope I can tell it articulately. My mom has this friend we'll call Tiffany who's an awesome person with some pretty serious mental illnesses, to the point where she can't work. Tiffany's mom was paying her rent for her. When Tiffany's mom went to a nursing home,…

Unfortunately, His garment is made from a pretty lightweight cotton material and won't hold your weight. One rip and down you go, and He is standing there in His loincloth. Embarrassing for everyone.

I'm 24 and I have several of those same Hello Kitties, as well as an astronaut HK I got at the Air and Space Museum last year -_-

Not to jump on Erin's superb retort, but I hate this attitude. Blake Lively has put her name to something incompetent. She is trading on her celebrity value which is almost entirely the result of her being thin and pretty, the apotheosis of white female privilege in our current system. The site is pretentious,…

I watched to the end! I couldn't stop! What the what what WHAT was that? The questions were inane, his voice was fucking awful, she seemed completely scripted, the guy in the window was not funny.... Are there more of these question videos? Now I have to look.

I never had any concrete feelings towards her one way or the other. But now after watching a few minutes of that crap, my blood pressure shot up and I felt physically angry. That is some trite, phony bullshit. She is a GOOP caricature.

So... are there or are there not going to be enchiladas?

What in the hell is this horseshit I just watched??

I lost it at "What's your favorite color?" "Every color informs the others".

For $400 I don't want to see the cord.

Wait, are we supposed to believe her answers are spontaneous?

So what's this dress called? Boob Apartheid?

Im always mystified by skinny people who bake regularly. I never bake because I know I just eat the whole batch in like 2 days - no moderation for me!

clearly, you just never knew how to properly shop at Abercrombie/Hollister.

From one of the first stories:

That is all.

Looking at Justin Bieber, I can't help but laugh. My brain now automatically recasts him as Kate McKinnon from SNL doing him and it's hilarious.

Maybe he and Jaden Smith can start up a Botox clinic?

Of all the things to dislike about Justin Bieber, that Roman numeral tattoo sets my teeth on edge. It's not just wrong, it's wrong in multiple ways.

damn naya, that was pretty quick...