People were so convince that it was Bethanny who’d gotten Carole fired from RHONY, but the second I saw Cohen’s death glare reaction to her comments at the reunion (especially to Carole’s saying he was “afraid” of Bethanny), I knew the decision was 100% Andy.

Will David take it to Moab next year?

You know what should get said more though? Fuck people in the rust belt. Fuck them. Both she and Donnie campaigned for two fucking years, and they’re going to base their vote on who flew into town more often? That’s how you vote? Based on who visited you, instead of some other Americans. You didn’t have all the…

Patti Lupone did a stint on Penny Dreadful and she was phenomenal. I was so impressed with her that I even read her autobiography. She is a straight up bitch but she’s legit as a performer.

She’s the intergalactic supervillianess Yellow Diamond on “Steven Universe,” which is insanely popular with the kids these days. I guess it helps that she plays a massive space-warlord bitch(with giant 80s shoulderpads in her armor).

She is the diva to end all divas - BUT - it’s legit. She can sing the telephone book and make it sexy, and she’s survived working with some of the worst monsters in show biz. She gets a pass. Imagine sitting beside her at dinner (which would be long enough), she’d have the best bitchy stories!

YAAAAASSSS. While I respect her work and talent,  her voice (outside of les Mis) is not for me. And that would be that if she didn’t have such an enormous ego. She talks shit on everyone.

Amy. Fucking. Adams.

You do not make a case for why the nostalgia of Marvelous Mrs. Maisel is “empty.”

“I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart...

I am 56, my girlfriend is 49. I never thought I'd love anyone or be loved the way we love each other, or be happy the way we are happy. It's been two and a half years and sometimes, I still wonder why and how. But life is life and love is love and years and ages don't matter; the heart is ageless. 

I love seeing people who find love (possibly again?) later in life. I remember being told that it was basically over for you for love and romance (especially as a woman) after you reach “a certain age”. (By my mother, but let’s not digress into negativity...)

Also related: “I hardly recognized her as Madonna,” Lt. Bill McSweeney said at the time. “She was weeping, her lip was bleeding and she had obviously been struck.”

Say it again for the folks in the back! Sean Penn is the worst!

Dear Sean Penn:

related:

My first inclination was to just dismiss you because you think spamming this thread with this idiocy somehow proves something.

He is NOT the most popular active politician in America.

NO MORE OLD WHITE MEN. No bernie. No biden. 

Biden. It’s why I still can’t stand him. He never apologized. And he should. over and over until the end of time.