This campaign forced the Governor to make concrete commitments that will change the lives of people across this state.”

I know, right? This is a great opportunity for him to finally fade into the level of obscurity his acting skills and personality deserve.

Hmm, he’s doing something similar in the Bronx, I know $18.4 million is going towards community and after school programs, anti-gang initiatives and youth sports. Another $10 million is going to the South Bronx community and BID. That’s a huge difference in money though which makes me wonder how they arrived at those…

Dd you just compare Nixon to THE JETS?!?! Even a Breitbart commenter wouldn’t sink so low as that.

What the fuck are you talking about?  She wasn’t complaining about an in-game call. She was complaining that the official, in a fucking Grand Slam final, made poor judgment after poor judgment that literally led to her losing a point and a crucial game...not because she legitimately lost either but because the shit…

She’s one of the most unfairly criticized, and mistreated athletes in her profession. What you call “worship” others call balancing the scale to the poor treatment she often receives

I love how people in the grays are insisting that the theft of a small amount of candy completely justifies the use of a taser on an 11 year old. It’s excessive force on a child. And it wouldn’t have happened if the child had been white.

Oh, come on. Eleven-year-old white girls never shoplift anything.

This is what happens when people who say they care about these things both run for office and also actually show up to vote. Onward to November, when I really hope people understand that voting is really fucking important.

The same people who would not know what tertiary means.

First off, work is work, and the people who do an honest job should be treated with dignity and respect, on the clock and off.

I’m honestly as tired as the “John McCain was a terrible terrible person who no one should say nice things about” pieces as the “John McCain was last of a rare and noble breed of American statesmen” pieces. Dude died just yesterday, and in my universe, it’s still poor manners to interrupt other people’s mourning with…

THE RIGHT: These Leftists are rising in popularity. We must tear them down!

Eh? Land O’Lakes is dyke butter! The only out lesbian fortune 500 CEO.

I just think good people should be in charge of everything (well.... smart, good people) and a majority of those people are probably women. That said... I’m heartbroken over this.

Between Mary Jo’s fastball and the Pennsylvania grand jury report, that’s going to be a lot of retired priests.  

When it comes to injustices like this, there’s always a catch 22. Like when people follow me in stores, thinking I’m trying to steal a shitty ass bottle of shampoo, I think to myself, I CAN GO ANYWHERE ELSE, but I also can’t, ‘cause even if the workers here might be racist, the owners of the chain might be, or are…

Did he lose his chin in the original suit?

Amber Ruffin is a star

Ugh. Could men maybe just not treat the world as their toilet?