I would be incredibly disappointed if Kameron wins. I think the problem is that she is at her very best during lip syncs so she genuinely beats other queens at them. My heart belongs to Cracker and Monet though. They need their own show!

Your last sentence is pretty much how I feel too. Asia should win out of these four but Aquaria probably will.

When Cracker got kicked off I literally stopped watching. Kameron is so boring.

Next year:

I think my biggest beef with the scooters (which have now annoyingly popped up here...ugh) is that they’re just left...wherever. Often on the sidewalk, which you moneyed tech-dorks share with regular people. Sorry, if you’re able bodied to where you can ride an e-scooter somewhere, you should be able to park it in an…

Though imagining David Tracy picking up a scooter at the airport and riding along the I-75 service drive for two hours, backpack full of Jeep parts, to his home in the suburbs, is funny to consider.

Why don’t you put on a dunce cap and sit in a corner? Think about what you just said.

I still love this movie and anyone who doesn’t can go fuck themselves in the weirdly unsatisfying manner of one of Peter Chung’s original animated characters *goes to find an appropriate gif, is horrified anew*

I used to love io9, then it went from futurism sci-fi/fantasy to largely being just comics and pop-culture which was a damn shame.

May I have a seat here, at this erudite place of good taste, Ms. Shepherd? Because, Dear Lord, that other article at io9 is a cesspool of uncultured barbarians who are unable to appreciate the fine opus that “Aeon Flux”, the movie, is...

i mean considering we’ll all probably be nuked to bits by 4th of july, why not marry the first person you meet that you don’t hate?

To be fair, most people who want lower taxes have absolutely no idea how anything at all works beyond their ability to complain about lower taxes. If you showed them a state, township, or even federal government spending chart their eyes would immediately glaze over and they’d be thinking about season 48 of America’s…

Perhaps. But theoretically, this is someone at FEMA’s entire job. We can feed astronauts in space, surely we can get some actual vitamin-packed food to people who need it most.

Yeah, he’s in the same category for me as Bill Murray - the “Celebs That People Love But Are Actual Dickweeds In Real Life And I Can’t Understand Why Folks Like Them” category. Or, to make things easier, CTPLBAADIRLAICUWFLT.

Real talk, Neil is a fucking asshole. I know folks who went to elementary school with him and they said even then before Doogie Howser he was a fucking spoiled brat. Nice to know he’s consistent.

I know it’s assault, but sometimes you have to take a stand. someone should have kicked his fucking teeth in. When I was younger me and my moms were homeless for a few months, the mental toll it takes on you is staggering and the fact you have nothing to look forward to. White people in this fucking country are…

Or how this person is homeless specifically because gentrifying transplants like this asshole took their housing.

It’s almost like he’s from a culture who has a disdain for the homeless being in sight or camping in the woods or loitering near a store or eating in our restaurants or being a constant reminder of how we’ve failed the most vulnerable in our society! Huh!

STOP FUCKING APOLOGIZING. STOP IT.