“Didn’t you guys burn down the White House?” said Trump, reportedly.

Everyone should consider unionizing. Period.

THIS. I can’t with those people. It’s fucking tiring. Plus Star Trek is clearly superior in every way.

As a WoC and massive Star Wars fan the fact that people were messing with Kelly Tran fucks me up. Star Wars needs better fans and WoC need better support.

Let’s be clear, these people have ceased to be Star Wars fans and have morphed into overgrown manbabies that feel threatened by a woman with any sort of power or leadership role. All the MRA nonsense aside, I still don’t understand all the hate for The Last Jedi when The Phantom Menace and Attack of the Clones clearly…

Like, for serious. I want to sit them down and go “Look, nice white women, you are all smart, educated and savvy people. I know that you know about sociology and shit. You KNOW that we are socially conditioned to objectify and project onto beautiful women, especially when they choose not to say a lot, especially when…

Dear nice white women who didn’t vote for Trump, please repeat after me: “Melania Trump is not an avatar for my suffering under the Trump presidency. I will stop projecting. Melania Trump is not an avatar for my suffering under the Trump presidency. I will stop projecting.”

I don’t think that she’s spending any time with Trump, so I don’t think he’s physically abusing her. My vote is firmly in the plastic surgery camp of conspiracy theory. That or she’s just so uninterested in playing the part of First Lady that she’s just holed up somewhere eating junk food and watching reality tv.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO. SHE’S IN NEW YORK OR SHE’S RECOVERING FROM PLASTIC SURGERY. MELANIA IS A DAMN BIGOT AND LIAR, STOP MAKING EXCUSES FOR HER. SHE’S NOT A VICTIM.

Lol, ( in a very real sense), I love your punctuation. If I was an English teacher, I’d be bookmarking this for my students

Alternative theory: How long does it take for facial plastic surgery to heal so that there isn’t any “blood coming out of her whatever”. That is when we’ll next see FLOTUS.

I had just read yesterday in a piece about Seymor Hersh’s memoir that it was basically an open secret in the white house that Richard Nixon used to hit his wife when he had too much to drink, but that no journalists ever reported on it because it was seen as a ‘domestic issue’ that didn’t have anything to do with…

I think it was a drug overdose caused by her need to self-medicate because of trumps abuse, so no your theory is not crazy at all.

Tom Arnold was obsessed for a while with the rumored “Elevator Tape” of Trump going Ray Rice on Melania in 2016.

Melania was always Ivanka sitting on Jared’s shoulders in a trench coat and sunglasses.

“Lying Media says I have (or had) a Wife. FAKE NEWS! I have always been a Bachelor and there is NO SMELL coming from my Basement! MAGA”

Melanie is just a figment of our imagination

I don’t know if my neighbors were watching, but they sure as hell were hearing me scream at the television while little Ricky was blathering away.

Amy Schumer wrote “You’re Amal” [Clooney], Lorde said “You’re so hot omg,” and Zoë Saldana and Jack Antonoff liked it.