We have always been at war with eastasia!

THANK YOU! I have more than a few people making posts immediately going to “This isn’t enough.”

Unsolicited advice: Savor the moment. There’s always more to do. We’re nowhere near the finish line. But if you don’t celebrate the victories, you run out of energy for the fight.

I think we’re all waiting, crouching like gay lionesses, for the first homophobic gazelle to trot across the sacred grounds.

What actually is the going rate for monogramming a thermos nowadays, anyway?

Yeah I’m not always the biggest T Swift fan but she seems completely right here. If Apple wants to lure people in with a free trial, which is a totally standard marketing move, it’s on them to pay for it as part of their promotion costs. A hotel offering a free night’s stay to new visitors wouldn’t be able to forgo…

I didn’t make it very clear in the original post: It’s sad that this dog likely had negligent owners that allowed this to happen. If they had gotten a breed they could handle or bothered to train, socialize, and properly restrain this 8 month old puppy, then the child would never have been in any danger. Some dogs are…

Yep. She’s like, “...The fuck is this dog award nonsense? There are naps to be had.”

Her boobs looked weird, so I thought there might be tape happening. Granted, there probably is no matter what but....also, who are these people and why are they dressed like they got their formalwear from Forever 21, who apparently hates them?

I was reading about this earlier. This is the part that got me:

Doesn’t the Australian Family Court understand that burnt creator, a commenter on Gawker media, has decided that the mother wantonly endangered her child by getting a tattoo in a professional, hygienic tattoo parlour, regardless of the findings of scientists who study such things?

I’m an adjunct at one of the most expensive universities in the country. I certainly make more than the adjuncts all over the metro area, but not enough to be above the poverty line. My students actually asked me to bring them pizza for finals week, and I had to admit that I couldn’t afford to buy one (to the children…

For everyone criticizing these women for being at the Holiday Inn bar for a bachelorette party, check yourselves. You don't know why they were there. Maybe some of the bridemaids had to travel in from out of town and they didn't want to spend more on cabs or a limo or something. Maybe they ended their night where…

Bachelorette parties will forever have a special place in my heart. The first time I ever went to a real club (alone and with a male friend), this guy kept creeping over and grinding on me, uninvited. I wasn't yet the elbow-throwing feminist menace I am today, so I didn't know what to do other than sort of awkwardly…

"I don't understand why women just don't TELL men they aren't interested."