This warms my heart.

"Tacky" here is code for "this bothers me and I don't have a good explanation for why it bothers me, so I'm just going to use this word because I think it makes me sound less dumb." Spoiler alert: it does not.

I tell all my brides who get crap from people about their choices two things: Your love is the centerpiece of the day, not the food or the DJ; and guests are there to celebrate your marriage, not to be entertained by you.

it's like

Oh yeah, mine always ended happily, but the characters had to go through HELL first. Ugh, and it was so dramatic. I feel like there were a lot of orphans in my stories, because that way I could kill off parents as I went along, and then my characters could be THE ANGSTIEST until the happy ending.

Oh lovely, a new way to never shut the fuck up about Crossfit.

I believe it's ctrl + f + u

50 SHADES director utters safe word and bows out of the franchise.

About the only time I see this phenomenon being discussed in popular culture-albeit obliquely— is in horror movies, one of the biggest arbiters of our fears in modern times.

THIS IS NOT A DRILL, PEOPLE! WE ARE AT DOUCHECON FIVE!

Just one problem: those words are specifically banned by TripAdvisor due to a site-wide ban on "political language,"

BRB writing a 50 Shades rip off. "You missed a spot, Christian," I pointto three water spots on the tile. "Get the tie." "Not the tie," Christian whines. "Yes the tie. And the Windex." My Inner Goddess crosses her arms and nods her head in approval as he squirts the Windex on the tile and wipes those unsightly water…

"How Not to Die Plain and Overweight Like That Editor in Austraila" by The Bryn Mawr Health Center

A love so true that a 17 year-old and a 13 year-old were willing to fake their own deaths.

I love the bit in "Homeland" when a cop brushes off two teens running off as "a Romeo and Juliet thing" and Clare Danes snaps "You KNOW how that story ends, right?"

hi I'm plain in feature and certainly overweight, but I sell monogrammed coffee thermoses!!!

I wanted to read it to see if it was as bad as everyone said it was(Awesomely luvvie did a review and reminded me of it). Then I read Jenny Trout's reviews http://jennytrout.com/?p=3208 and I'm good. Prob still read it as a study break book.

I've said the same thing before! In fact, it is *never* the dudes with actual big, girthy dicks who whine about wearing a condom. Without fail, it is always the dudes with the solidly low end average dicks.

I offer you three for the price of one!