And you might happen upon a soaked Colin Firth, fresh from the lake. Right? No chance of that at the gym.

I'm a man, let me take a crack at this. You should be:

Does anybody actually enjoy going shopping on Black Friday/Thanksgiving? If so, can you explain why? Every retail worker hates you with every fiber of their being.

I approve of any company that names itself after an XFiles episode. Also a little afraid.

Why can't we just call vegan leather what it actually is? It's vinyl/"pleather."

I really really really want to try swan!

I'm going to compare other celebrities to grains:

My girlfriends have all had this problem, which leads to a much bigger problem with women's clothes in general.

OMFG, two weeks ago there was an iPhone 6 story/review on Wired and I commented that even the new "regular" size was MUCH larger, and this was going to be a big problem once I got desperate for an upgrade because girlclothes pockets are so tiny.

We were drunk Ubertrout, and We shall send our pages to be executed at your pleasure in apology.

I am in love with this picture.

No?

Ha! Derp. The idea of a huffy castle-dwelling, self-appointed feline guard to the aristocracy seemed like a perfectly reasonable reference.

Pallas Cat, guys. Pallas Cat. These handsome fellas.

At the top of our 86 list is 'FUCKS' in permanent marker. We are always out of fucks.

Not only is this offensive to all women as whole, but it besmirches the name of Say Yes to the Dress worse than Say Yes to the Dress: Atlanta because fuck that annoying main blond lady.