I agree. I wear a size 32A generally, and both times I got "fitted" at Victoria's Secret, the salesperson measured over my shirt and told me I was a C cup even though I said several times that I was wearing a push-up/significantly padded bra. I took what they said with a grain of salt, then sought out the 32As in…

Ha. I say that every morning when my husband is getting dressed :P

As a bonus, it's hilarious and adorable to hear my two year old say "Hi Penis!" when I change his diaper in the morning.

We've always used the proper terms with our kiddo (I'm a biologist, I'm not going to call it a wee-wee or a hoo-haa or whatever). She was then told by other kids she was saying "bad words." Her teacher started to tell her not to say those and she proudly said "My mommy says those are the right words and not to use…

Under Kira's supervision, according to the source, pledges in the incoming class were called names, berated for their perceived physical flaws and imperfections, and made to perform physical tasks to the point of bruising and exhaustion.

True & Co. offers fairly average sized bras at the moment. Nothing beyond the range that Nordstrom can provide. This has been the case for months.

His Command of This One Unexpected Word* Will Blow Your Mind!

their response was essentially to make a more polite version of a jerk-off motion

"Up until two years ago, I, myself, had never had the privilege of attending any wedding with a theme other than "whoops, she's pregnant" or "might as well."" You Deserve all The Kudos just for this sentence alone.

Team Cat Headquarters here,

While it sucks that as a woman, the "best" accomplishment I can have is children- it just struck me how sad it is that fatherhood isn't celebrated too. My dad is *awesome* and he would describe his fathering skills before any of his work stuff. Patriarchy blows you guys.

or youtube

YES THIS. THIS IS THE EXACT GIF NECESSARY.

<honey you should see me in a crown moriarty gif>

I'm sorry but this is the greatest story ever. So good that I even deigned to post my first ever reply to Jezebel. Maybe it is because life is a pit of despair running in a hamster wheel trying to make a buck that I am ever so joyed at the prospect of that Lady Panda saying "F Off, I'm the HBIC and I'm gonna get…

The only saving grace is that it isn't as blood pressure raising as hearing "Clap along if you feel..."