Also whither the tight white jeans? CAN SOMEONE (PERHAPS A MAN) PLEASE EXPLAIN?

Oooh, how can I find a way to use "her vagesty" in conversation today?

I'd go for Beatrice and Benedick myself. But the Macbeths are nice and stabby. B-)

Boobs for one night? Can we please please please start referring to this procedure as "Cinderella Tits"?

I'm another freak heterosexual woman right there with you. I really had no idea the stats were that low.

16 year old: I NEED A MAN WHO -

Well, velour is the textile of scandal.

We Cumberbitches know what pride Ben takes in doing the motion capture. I cannot wait for the behind-the-scenes pics of him slinking around like a giant feline. Tumblr may very well break.

No, we had SPARKLE SEQUIN BOOBS and very slimming velour and all the country club moms thought we were super scandalous as a result.

Sometimes I wonder if people don't get the idea to do these things from the disclaimers. Like, I was staying in this hostel that had signs everywhere telling you not to hang from the pipes on the ceiling and I commented, "who the hell would even think to hang from those pipes..... now that you mention it, though, I…

The whole time we were working on this, I couldn't get this out of my head:

No one's slick as Gaston

I will now only refer to boneless buffalo wings and seasoned fries as "ranch-supporting-substrate".

RANCH IS GROSS.

I'd say that between sitting on my ass, procrastinating, and rewatching "30 Rock on Netflix I'd have no time to date someone like that.

The dirty bum, Bum, BUM BUM BUMS!

I guess you can say it came down to creative differneces .

He ran into my knife ... ten times!

"And it did have a baggie of blow in it. And I did turn it in to the cops."

I guess some guys just can't hold their arsenic.