I am a mostly raw vegan pacifist martial artist.

Could have used some vegan options.

if you ever have bbs you have to play ride of the valkyries during the birth or else you are bad.

In the Criminal Justice System, Christmas elves are represented by two separate but equally important groups: the police, who investigate crimes against Christmas elves, and the attorneys, who prosecute the offenders.

It's great that your child's skin tone and exposure to the outdoors are such that those methods work for him. Not everyone is as lucky, and slanty red streaks on your chin, neck, and hands can contribute to skin cancer the same way an all over burn will.

To be fair, people really should shout "AVAST" more often.

Wow. So puffball. Much eighties. Very lace. Wow.

Christ, that poor starving bitch looks like all her entrails are pouring out. Are you sure it's Vera Wang and not David Cronenberg?.....

ZOMG if I were crowned the Gilroy Garlic Queen THAT WOULD TOTALLY BE MY DRESS.

Vera Wang's Fall Collection 2012 presents - "Goth Vagina"

Oh my god I love it. It's like you're Henry VIII's pants and codpiece.

that counts as a poodle

COME AT ME, BRO!

NOTALLCHEESE! Sorry, I couldn't help myself. I don't know if I will ever be able to.

As someone else on this thread very succintly said: it's not tacky to give, it's tacky to ask.

Listen, if I get you a baby gift, it's going to be soft and have frogs on it. End of story.

It's not tacky to give, it's tacky to ask.

Beautiful wedding
Joyous times to share with you
Please back that cash up

What part of "I don't give even a semblance of a shit what you call them in Canadia" didn't come through?