Gerenuks stand up for equal rights!

Gah. I originally wrote gazelle but hedged with deer. It looks like gerenuks would be expert frolickers.

I FULLY SUPPORT THIS.

I hope this isn't an out of place comment, but can we somehow please bring Hiddles into this?? Should I find an online photo and make him become a feminist icon too?

Apparently so.

Curse you to marshmallow hell! Mochi is disgusting. It is skin. It is infant skin, generally encasing ice cream. It's like biting through a frozen baby left out on the kitchen table to thaw briefly. Gyork.

You can have all the s'mores. Or something less gross if you want, you've earned it — no? Really? Alright, go nuts on those s'mores, then.

<do not read while eating marshmallows>

One of the women who used to volunteer at the shelter loved to tell this story around particularly white city teens who'd come in to volunteer. Sometimes, I had have weird things for them to eat, like marshmallows. I had no use for 2 bags of them, when I'm cooking for 400…

Pecan Pie is a disk of lies and hatred. "But you've never had my grandma's!" - NO! LIES. AND. HATRED.

YOU DON'T LIKE A THING FROM A COUNTRY OTHER THAN THE ONE YOU ORIGINATED FROM THIS MEANS YOU ARE RACIST, ETHNOCENTRIC TRASH.

The diseased manhammer is my penis.

S'mores are indeed a "monstrous mess of gooey, sugary napalm". Not to mention peeps are demented pastel sugar puffs sent from hell with the sole purpose of ruining Easter baskets everywhere. Marshmallows should be this entire list, and until now I thought I was the only person who thought so. So I applaud you for your…

That is not food, that is congealed existential horror.

Somebody (my guess is Josef Mengele) made a pie taste like vinegar on purpose.

WAT. WAT. WAT. WAT.

WHY WOULD YOU RUIN THE WONDERFULNESS OF MOCHI WITH RED BEAN, YOU MONSTER.

I work taking care people who have regular toileting accidents, so every BM I don't have to clean off the floor is the best BM of my life.