Don’t act like you’ve never... <squints>... like you’ve never dug around in your underpants with a spoon before.

I real like these kind of Awkward Zombie comics. I am weirdly fascinated by getting a look into someones every daily life like that.

Attacking? Did we read the same thing?

Forsen’s claim that “I can watch what I say; I cannot watch what my community does” is valid up to a point.

No entertainer can ever be held fully responsible for the actions of one or more members of their audience; people are strange, and they take material meant for entertainment as a foundational/guiding principle…

Exactly. The Olympics are by their very nature supposed to be about athleticism. Being great at video games is not the same at all.

Every event you mentioned involves some sort of physical activity. That’s the “not at all arbitrary line”. If you are sitting on your ass pushing buttons you are not involved in a physical activity.

All you greys telling me how “most of the sports in the Olympics are jokes” and “video games require hand eye coordination” - yeah, no, I’m not elevating you for that crap. Yo-yos require hand-eye coordination, and I’d honestly rather see them in the Olympics than any kind of video game. Even the most boring,…

Dressage, shooting, and archery are usually agreed to be the shittiest Olympic sports so you’re not really helping your argument. The Olympics should be for elite displays of athletic achievement and not being able to click things good on the computer. This isn’t really difficult.

Agreed. This is ridiculous. Granted, I hate even the word “esports.” It’s LAN tournaments with better prizes.

Nope. Nope nope nope. Video games don’t belong in the Olympics. The chess people have been trying to do this for decades, and they’re wrong for exactly the same reason. The Olympics is for sports, for athletes, who compete in physical, non-representative events with their own bodies.

Ah, the elevators....reminds me of a certain scene from the original Blues Brothers movie.

God. Bethesda really are content with sitting on a shoddy engine that’s probably TWO DECADES old, aren’t they?

At some point, our country may still exist after Trump.

Having walked in on a coworker once, I’d say there’s at least one time.

It’s quite simple once you wake up, sheeple! 1649 was the year of the Rump Parliament in England. What do English people like? Tea. Put a T in front of Rump, and you get Trump. What party has always supported Trump? The Tea Party. What sound does Sean’s last name end with? Tea. Also, the law can deal with shipping…

That picture atthe top of the article makes them look so dorky. Come on guys, you can do better.

Coincidence? I think not! That cat owns those kids in Moewter-Strike.

I am a teacher (High school math, formerly English and History), and I cannot find this amusing. I remember being 9 and getting mad when a teacher was wrong. Germany isn’t landlocked Mrs. Hampton!

What’s kinda funny is I think this will take some thunder out of Dishonored 2's campaign, because they showed a similar ability last E3 through that object on your wrist that would show an alternate time period through those shards of glass that you can transition to.